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TallTales &Trouble
3/17/2006
 

          Last time, we mentioned that the Producers Distributors Association, Film Artistes Association and Film Directors Association had jointly 'banned' Poppy and warned Shabnur, for the last time. Why, we are going to explain presently. It may be mentioned that Poppy had failed to turn up in the meeting that was called to declare all this by citing something like, "I am not feeling well," or "I am not keen to see all those same old faces much less get into a question and answer game with them!" m or "I am feeling a bit shy today to come and face all those people who will only say bad and mad and sad things about me! Amar lojja korbay na bujheeeee!"
Poppy they say had an extremely complicated problem with producer Mosharraf Hossain Tula, about money, about schedule. It is possible she took his money but failed to turn up for work, and for quite sometime, until she was fired and afterwards refused to return him the money.
Shabnur of course was there in person so as not to aggravate matters further. So they gave her an ultimatum and told her that she would have to work for such and such person, also probably she too took his money but was having serious problems keeping her schedule, and that she would have to sign their agreement on a non-judicial stamp paper of Tk 150, so that the party could take her to court in case she failed in her agreement. But Shabnur was also warned in no uncertain terms that she had to turn up at the shooting spot exactly at 10:00 am sharp in the morning and not at 2:00 pm in the afternoon. (Once she did turn up at 10:00 but it turned out that the schedule was for the day before; in other words she was 24 hours late and she even thought it was funny but all this is a rumour and in al probability heavily garnished).
Shabnur reportedly (unsubstantiated) said sweetly before signing off, "Thik achheray baba, thik shomoy moto ashbo, kaj koray cholay jabo! Hoilo? Ackhon jaeeee!"
Meanwhile, they say that a producer who specialises in lewd and obscene films, had a terrible nightmare in which he saw an Ibleessi Pagol vine sprout up out of the blood, which had been shed over the earth. Because of this, those who drank of it conceive the desire of sexual union. After the evil vine, a shimul tree (always associated with ghosts) and a bunyan tree (associated with much worse) sprouted up from the earth, together with the rest of the agachha and porgachha, all vermin, having with them their seed from the seed of the lewd movie producer and his demons.
Then the obscene film producer created a toilet without a door, being shameless and being outside the "bhodro shomaj" and the "shobbho shomaj" in the Land of Wantonness, in the East in the midst of the stones.
And desire is in the midst of the ugly, creepy trees (more or less like the one in Sleepy Hollow). And the scary foliage as it appeared by a monster's will, to the north of Hell so that it might make eternal the souls of the evil, who shall come forth from the modelled forms of perversion at the consummation of the age.
Now the colour of the scary creepy vines is like the excreta of a mad dog. And their tendrils are ugly. Their leaves are like the nails of a witch. Their fruits are like a bunch of the most rotten eggs one can ever imagine. Their height go as far as hell.
They had intercourse with one another, and each one begot seven, so that they amount to forty-nine androgynous demons. Their names and their effects it is claimed can be found in the Book of Azazeel.
Is it possible someone is pulling our legs her?
A Cine Viewer

 

 
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